Les répliques mythiques du cinéma

Y a ceux qui connaissent la réponse et ceux qui creusent.
:wink:

Et il y a ceux qui ont une signature erronée et ceux qui ont un revolver chargé... :mrgreen:

Il bueno, il bruto, il cattivo

Le bon, la brute et le truand

Roxxor dit:Il bueno, il bruto, il cattivo
Le bon, la brute et le truand

Of course ! :mrgreen:

A toi :wink:

Monsieur, monsieur, quand on montre la lune a un imbecile, l'imbecile regarde le doigt


Je suis pas tres inspire pour le moment

Le fabuleux destin ect...

Dod dit:
Roxxor dit:Il bueno, il bruto, il cattivo
Le bon, la brute et le truand

Of course ! :mrgreen:
A toi :wink:


Ta signature est toujours fausse... :mrgreen:

Aerth dit:
Dod dit:
Roxxor dit:Il bueno, il bruto, il cattivo
Le bon, la brute et le truand

Of course ! :mrgreen:
A toi :wink:

Ta signature est toujours fausse... :mrgreen:

En effet, je devrai enlever "Tuco"... mais non :mrgreen:

Je relance ...

Quoi ? Le poulet c'est pas végétalien ?

kalkaoual dit:Je relance ...


Oui, t'as raison

Encore une fois Scott Pilgrim vs the World

J'attends confirmation pour relancer ou pas ?

Bon, je relance...

- A ce qu'il parait, t'as déjà eu affaire avec ces bestioles ?
- C'est vrai...
- Ouah, putain... Et alors, t'as fait quoi ?
- Je suis morte.

Thran dit:Bon, je relance...
- A ce qu'il parait, t'as déjà eu affaire avec ces bestioles ?
- C'est vrai...
- Ouah, putain... Et alors, t'as fait quoi ?
- Je suis morte.


Alien 4?

JudgeWhyMe dit:
Thran dit:Bon, je relance...
- A ce qu'il parait, t'as déjà eu affaire avec ces bestioles ?
- C'est vrai...
- Ouah, putain... Et alors, t'as fait quoi ?
- Je suis morte.

Alien 4?

Je valide.

Triz dit:
JudgeWhyMe dit:
- A ce qu'il parait, t'as déjà eu affaire avec ces bestioles ?
- C'est vrai...
- Ouah, putain... Et alors, t'as fait quoi ?
- Je suis morte.

Alien 4?

Je valide.

Bon, alors mettons que je relance.
Mais avec quoi...
Ah, j'ai:

I'm feeling nothing
But all alone
Just missing someone
I don't even know
But until I find them
I'll wait patiently
Just feeling nothing
Inside of me
And where are you baby
Where can you be
Why aren't you here
Loving me
'Cause I want to kiss you
And make you feel right
I want to lay with you
all through the night
And I want to feel passion
I want to feel pain
I want to weep at the sound of your name
Come make me laugh
Come make me cry
Just make me feel
Alive
And so I wait
For that glorious day
When the one I dream of
Comes my way
But until I find them
I'll wait patiently
Just feeling nothing
Inside of me
And where are you baby
Where can you be
Why aren't you here
Loving me
'Cause I want to kiss you
and make you feel right
I want to lay with you
All through the night
And I want to feel passion
I want to feel pain
I want to weep at the sound of your name
Come make me laugh
Come make me cry
Just make me feel
Alive

Alive ? :lol:

Petimuel dit:Alive ? :lol:

Plutôt non.

It smells like someone shit in his cereal. Bonnnggggggg!


Cette deuxième réplique est reprise dans un autre film, en lien avec le film à trouver.


- Orateur: For years in this industry, whenever an African American character, hero or villain, was introduced - usually by *white* artists and writers - they got slapped with racist names that singled them out as Negroes. Now, my book, "White-Hatin' Coon," don't have none of that bullshit. The hero's name is Maleekwa, and he's a descendant from the black tribe that established the first society on the planet, while all you European motherfuckers were still hiding in caves and shit, all terrified of the sun. He's a strong role model that a young black reader can look up to. 'Cause I'm here to tell you, the chickens is coming home to roost, y'all. The black man's no longer gonna play the minstrel in the medium of comics and sci-fi fantasy. We keepin' it real, and we gonna get respect by any means necessary.
- Public 1: Ah, come on, that's a bunch of horse shit! Lando Calrissian was a black guy. You know. He got to fly the Millennium Falcon, what's the matter with you?
- Orateur: Who said that?
- Public 1: I did! Lando Calrissian is a positive role-model in the realm of science-fiction/fantasy.
- Orateur: Fuck Lando Calrissian! Uncle Tom nigger! Always some white boy gotta invoke the holy trilogy. Bust this: Those movies are about how the white man keeps the brother man down, even in a galaxy far, far away. Check this shit: You got cracker farm boy Luke Skywalker, Nazi poster boy, blond hair, blue eyes. And then you got Darth Vader, the blackest brother in the galaxy, Nubian god!
- Public 2: What's a Nubian?
- Orateur: Shut the fuck up! Now... Vader, he's a spiritual brother, y'know, down with the force and all that good shit. Then this cracker, Skywalker, gets his hands on a light saber and the boy decides he's gonna run the fuckin' universe; gets a whole clan of whites together. And they go and bust up Vader's hood, the Death Star. Now what the fuck do you call that?
Public 2: Intergalactic civil war?
Orateur: Gentrification! They gon' drive out the black element to make the galaxy quote, unquote, safe for white folks. And Jedi's the most insulting installment! Because Vader's beautiful black visage is sullied when he pulls off his mask to reveal a feeble, crusty, old white man! They tryin' to tell us that deep inside we all wants to be white!
Public 2: Well, isn't that true?
[Orateur pulls out his gun, shoots Public 2]

huhu!

Je sais pas ce que c'est mais c'est très bon!

ça ressemble à du Kevin Smith.